We think that sounds pretty good and we're confident in BottleKeeper and its other-worldly capabilities, so we're going to do that -- guarantee it. If you have a change of heart and decide that you prefer warm beer or are not happy with your BottleKeeper purchase, for any reason, you can return your order for a full refund. Heck, we'll even pay for the return shipping because that's just how we roll! Apologies that we're not able to pay for the return shipping on any wholesale orders :(
Do note that although we will do our absolute best to help with orders that go through or Unauthorized Resellers, we get almost no information from them and have extremely small amounts of control with respect to things like return shipping. So if you wanna take advantage of this schweet guarantee, please do so through plout directly or an Authorized Reseller directly.